For when life’s kicked you in the tits, roll this on and remember to breathe, b*tch, breathe.

Everything’s gone to shit. The house looks like it was robbed by raccoons. You just yelled “COME AT ME BRO!” at a pile of unfolded laundry. And you’ve strongly considered just… disappearing. Like, fully. New name, new town, no forwarding address. Time to call in the big guns.

Not your grandma’s floral, WTAF is here to talk your nervous system down off the ledge for when you’re giving ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes.

Roll it onto your pulse points and give yourself a floral ctrl+alt+delete before tomorrow fucks with you again.

10ml (approx 1-3 rolls per day for 3 months)
Handmade in Australia
100% natural, no crap

OIL ROLLER - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML