{"product_id":"oil-roller-what-the-actual-fuck-10ml","title":"OIL ROLLER - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__block product__text block-padding text-left\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__subheading body-large\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"metafield-rich_text_field\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when life’s kicked you in the tits, roll this on and remember to breathe, b*tch, breathe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverything’s gone to shit. The house looks like it was robbed by raccoons. You just yelled “COME AT ME BRO!” at a pile of unfolded laundry. And you’ve strongly considered just… disappearing. Like, fully. New name, new town, no forwarding address. Time to call in the big guns.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot your grandma’s floral, WTAF is here to talk your nervous system down off the ledge for when you’re giving ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoll it onto your pulse points and give yourself a floral ctrl+alt+delete before tomorrow fucks with you again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10ml (approx 1-3 rolls per day for 3 months)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural, no crap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44835762798661,"sku":"721820979252","price":28.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0023\/4949\/8437\/files\/Screenshot2026-04-01132951.png?v=1775010788","url":"https:\/\/bowieandco.com.au\/products\/oil-roller-what-the-actual-fuck-10ml","provider":"Bowie and Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}