{"product_id":"bath-salts-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-100g","title":"BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMagnesium Salts to ground \u0026amp; balance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__block product__text block-padding text-left\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__subheading body-large\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"metafield-rich_text_field\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor when your tolerance for dumbasses is circling the drain and isolation looks sexier than small talk. Grapefruit perks you up, geranium smooths out the chaos and cedarwood tells your cortisol to sit the f*ck down. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eTip it in the tub, slide under, and let the water scream “NOT TODAY, ASSHOLES” on your behalf. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"metafield-rich_text_field\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"metafield-rich_text_field\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"metafield-rich_text_field\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100g (single serve - 1 bath)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural, no crap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44780859818053,"sku":"721820979238","price":12.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0023\/4949\/8437\/files\/Screenshot2026-03-16111034.png?v=1773620825","url":"https:\/\/bowieandco.com.au\/products\/bath-salts-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-100g","provider":"Bowie and Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}